Mujhe yaad hai woh baatein,
Mere bachpan ki,
Daddy kehte the khota sikka,
Chalega nahi,
Mummy pyar se khilati,
Dal chawal aur dahi,
Maa ke hathon ka woh jadoo,
5 star mein nahi,
Mar mar ke mili college degree,
Meri jab ek tragedy hai joke salary,
Ik ladki mili thi,
Woh bhi dump kar gayi,
Dump hone ko baitha hoon,
Koi mile toh sahi,
Ho banda sidha rab da main,
Ditto tere warga main,
Kaam galat koi karda te,
Phir na usko chad-da main,
Kisi ladki ko chede koi,
Toh dishoom,
Kare cheating aur khele koi,
Toh dishoom,
Mere India ko bura kaha,
Toh dishoom,
Jan Gan pe na khada hua,
Toh dishoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Haan hoon main Kishore da ke,
Gaane gaata hoon,
Katy Perry ki main photo sang,
Leke nahta hoon,
Mere aaju baju bikini mein,
Babes nachdi,
But life koi Honey Singh ka,
Video nahi,
Din ko main chahe jitna bhi,
Hero hota hoon,
Raat ko ku takiye ki jhapi,
Leke sota hoon,
Kabhi kabhi kisi party mein,
Zyada ho gayi,
To yaad karke purani baatein,
Khoob rota hoon,
Ho banda sidha rab da main,
Ditto tere warga main,
Ik wari hath fadh lan ta,
Fir kadi nayi chad-da main,
Ram Rahim ladaye koi,
Toh dishoom,
Chote bachon ko darraye koi,
Toh dishoom,
Nasha kar ke jo aaye koi,
Toh dishoom,
Mere bhai ko sataye koi,
Toh dishoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
Toh dihsoom,
